Tuesday, April 17, 2007

more like The Botchelor

I am not a huge fan of the newest Bachelor. He seems like a decent guy (although at times it can be annoying how giddy he is around good looking girls and i use the term good looking loosely as many of the girls he seems to be attractive to are booty) but I can't believe the choices he is making regarding the girls.

last night he eliminated the two girls who I liked the most. amanda was kind of quiet and reserved, but i still liked her more than the other girls. i do agree with botchelor that she did not really perform when called upon. Botchman would ask her to tell a story (that she just made reference to) and she wouldn't do it. i think she is probably too normal to be on a show like this and she felt kind of uncomfortable. overall i am not that mad she left, because she probably can do better than this guy. the other girl who left last night was erin. she was sort of a turn off because she had fake looking blonde hair and very much reminded me of one of the girls on girl next door. plus she claims to like racing cars but cant drive a stick... last week she was very ditzy but once her counterpart got eliminated got bounced she became more normal. i admit the 'alone time' they had this week was more difficult to watch than sanjaya singing, but i thought she had more potential than i originally thought. also he seemed to initially be in love with stephanie t (aka good uniform, bad helmet- that is a very good picture of her) and despite her slamming body i think she is totally gross. so if you were going to pick someone based only on their body, i have no idea how you can pick steph t and not erin.

my second favorite part of the show was when he had to bounce either peyton manning or big head tessa (who looks quite large if you only see her face.) they were on an aircraft carrier and a helicopter lands (and botchelor looks surprised as if he didn't know it was coming.) then he picks BHT and walks her to helicopter, leaving PM standing there freezing. after escorting MHT he does the in between jog-run hustle movement. for those who missed it it was great. he is moving in a fashion similar to walking, but sort of pumping his arms and trying to go fast without actually running. and the worst part is the camera shows the entire thing, but they really had no choice as the other options were a crying girl about to blow off the deck of a ship and another girl sitting alone in a chopper. so then, after he says goodbye to PM he does it again! it was funny, the exact same thing except this time we see it from behind.

my favorite part of the night (that we watched twice because it was so awesome) was one the group date with GUBH (stephanie t.) she doesn't get picked for the special alone time and she is shocked. the camera catches her reaction which is priceless. she actually opens her mouth while at the same time making the jealous/bitter/hate filled facial flex to show her disapproval. that alone was worth watching the entire 90 minutes.

i think amber is probably the best of the remaining contestants, although for her sake i am not sure i want her to win.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I enjoyed your recap tremendously especially when you referred to Payton being blown off the ship deck. I wasn't a big fan of her or the way he pronounced her name so I was glad to see her go. Not to mention she is a sorority recruiter. Seriously, people get paid to pick people who in turn pay to make new friends?

I have said from the beginning that I didn't have any favorites and I still don't. I do know that I can't stand first impression rose, first date, first kiss girl.

I also don't like the doctor woman. Frankly, her facial expressions are down right scary.

Though I don't really like her Bevin is the only one of the girls that didn't get all dolled up for boot camp so I am trying to find a place in my heart for her.

The part we should have watched twice was when the officer tried to kiss big head in the helicopter. Hilarious.

There was something else really insane that one of the girls said that I can't remember now...oh man

Anonymous said...

it's true. you put so much effort into reviewing the bachelor for the sole enjoyment of amanda. i love it!