Monday, October 30, 2006

November is National Beard Month

Because November is National Beard Month, I wanted to share a few of my thoughts/rules on growing facial hair.

1. You do not shave if there is snow on the ground. It is natures way of reminding you to be manly. If you dont understand, think about this: do polar bears shave?

2. You do not shave if the power is out. The reason for this is not the obvious one, since real men dont use electric razors. The basis for this rule is safety. If there is no power then there is also no light or hot water. These are two things created almost exclusively to aid in the shaving process. You might be thinking that a real man might shave outside and with cold water. But you would then be forgetting that real men dont shave.

3. You do not shave on vacation (unless you are in a tropical location and failure to shave will result in strange tan lines.) Remember, your face is on vacation too. This especially applies if your employer require that you shave for your job.

These are just some thoughts that I had while thinking about the upcoming month. I am not a man beard, just a respectful fan of beards. If you are interested in learning more, you might want to check out Man Beard Blog.

9 comments:

Eric said...

I especially enjoy the idea that light was creating almost exclusively for the purpose of shaving.

Mike said...

Further proof that you can't shave with snow on the ground is the bearded hero of G.I. Joe fame, Snow Job (see here: http://www.myuselessknowledge.com/joe/snowjob.html )

Snow Job, schooo, that is a sweet name.

Unknown said...

I love National Beard Month. I got a shirt to celebrate.

http://nationalbeardmonth.storenvy.com/products

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